*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
(Source: , via drunkenhomo)
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.
Me on the weekends
becoming famous for no reason is my dream
OH MY GOD
Real life is real
This is fuckin ridiculous b
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
me taking pictures with relatives i barely know
The best way to ruin a dumb protest is to join it badly
pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil